To Lhasa to Leh!: Joke for the Day

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Joke for the Day

The following is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

Voice #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Voice #2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to south to avoid a collision.

Voice #1: This is the captain of a U. S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Voice #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U. S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Voice #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

To Lhasa to Leh!

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Joke for the Day

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